The Day I Dressed like a Parking Lot and More Big Lots Sunglasses!

Dress and shoes: ModCloth
Tights: Payless (what what?!?!)
Skirt: Forever 21 (totally already in one of these, likely the sailor one)
Sunglasses: Big Lots

When Chelsey and I came outside today to take photos, we noticed I matched everything in the parking lot. It was very convenient, emergency halloween costume even. I really enjoy this dress, I got it on sale at ModCloth!

I have two very important things to say about cheap stuff:

1. These tights are from Payless. They were 2.99. They are one of the most durable tights I have and they are a super unique grey, which is rad.

2. These sunglasses are another badass $2.00 Big Lots find. I couldnt believe I found a pair of navy aviators to match my navy skirt I had on that day. I just wanted to kiss them but they were all dirty and big lots gross, they needed a dusting before wearing...

So I have 6 cool lessons of the day: Sales are cool, discount stores are cool, having more money to do cool things in your cool clothes is cooler. Say cool 6 times in a sentence. I dare you.

Lets Go Pens

Lets go Pens! by Ravan Alexandra featuring Alexander Wang bags

Items in this set:
Black Solid Shred Tank Top, Raquel Allegra, size: MED, 225 GBP
Richmond X Leggings Gold, 270 EUR
Eve ankle boots, $1,140
Rocco Mini Duffle Black/Gold Studs, 8 760 SEK
18-karat gold-plated Moonbali hoop earrings, $335

I always figured if i got the chance to go to another pens game i'd be the hottest dressed there. This would be the shit. Its over the top and absolutely ridiculous, but no one would quite as high class!

Fashion likes Adam Ant right now...

Adam Ant by Ravan Alexandra featuring Juicy Couture shoes

Items in this set:
Etro Ruffle blouse shirt, 340 GBP
Black bead embellished military jacket, 40 GBP
The Rise And Rise Of The Leggings
Naja Cutout Boots, $265
Belts / Buckles | Accessories, $18

If you don't know who Adam Ant is, you should find out.

Top Three Albums:

Kings of the Wild Frontier
Prince Charming
Dirk Wears White Sox

My Own Polyvore Profile!

I've been making style boards for my job for a while now, but i decided to make my own profile.

Here's my first set! Enjoy!

Class n' Trash by Ravan Alexandra featuring Chanel bags

*eff* you Miley Cyrus

Pants, scarf - ModCloth

Top - WAAAAAAAAALLLLLLMART!

I hate you Miley Cyrus. I hate you for making clothes with Max Azria for Walmart that I like. Either I'm getting old and I cant tell what sucks anymore, or this shirt is the shit.

Walmart usually doesn't engage in things like, spandex, zippers or an item fitting properly. Imagine my surprise when I found this top on clearance for 3 dollars at the local Walmart while I was filling my spazzy hyper kid drug prescription.

Feel free to tell me I'm wrong, but I might start looking for clearance items at walmart more...

PS. STONEWASHED JEANS ARE THE SHIT.

Dressing like a Peacock and so-called "seasonal" color hullabaloo.

Dress, shoes, necklace - ModCloth
Tights - Chinese Laundry

So I'm wearing purple, navy, hunter green and peacock feathers. Some would say I look like a mascot for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air college. I would say that I look dope.

Some would also say that these dark rich colors are winter colors. I would say, you need to get a life. I will NEVER understand why certain colors are for certain seasons unless you spend a lot of time outside. I understand dark colors attract sunlight, but which of you are loading up on foundation strapping on heels and going for a walk in the park?

I say, (with the exception of marathon runners and street vendors) wear what looks good on you. Mix it up. Season shmeason, its just another way to compartmentalize fashion, which is also stupid. What looks def? That's all I'm concerned with.

I'm sorry - but I can't get behind jeans under dresses.

Dress, Scarf and Shoes - ModCloth
Leggings - Gabes

Dresses are always too short when you're 5'10. Its like my only other option is a Maxi Dress and I decided NOT to follow Phish on tour this year, so I'm good on that. Ive decided that spandex, tights, leggings anything solid is a great alternative to being a slut in your short dress.

I am NOT a fan of this jeans under dresses thing. With the exception of jeans leggings, you'll never see a pair of jeans under my dress. You wear jeans when you DONT want to wear a dress. Make a damn decision. I doubt Im ever going to budge on this.


My immediate apologies to whoever this is, its just the first thing that came up on google, but YOU LOOK STUPID. Wear pants or a dress - please.