*eff* you Miley Cyrus

Pants, scarf - ModCloth

Top - WAAAAAAAAALLLLLLMART!

I hate you Miley Cyrus. I hate you for making clothes with Max Azria for Walmart that I like. Either I'm getting old and I cant tell what sucks anymore, or this shirt is the shit.

Walmart usually doesn't engage in things like, spandex, zippers or an item fitting properly. Imagine my surprise when I found this top on clearance for 3 dollars at the local Walmart while I was filling my spazzy hyper kid drug prescription.

Feel free to tell me I'm wrong, but I might start looking for clearance items at walmart more...

PS. STONEWASHED JEANS ARE THE SHIT.

Dressing like a Peacock and so-called "seasonal" color hullabaloo.

Dress, shoes, necklace - ModCloth
Tights - Chinese Laundry

So I'm wearing purple, navy, hunter green and peacock feathers. Some would say I look like a mascot for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air college. I would say that I look dope.

Some would also say that these dark rich colors are winter colors. I would say, you need to get a life. I will NEVER understand why certain colors are for certain seasons unless you spend a lot of time outside. I understand dark colors attract sunlight, but which of you are loading up on foundation strapping on heels and going for a walk in the park?

I say, (with the exception of marathon runners and street vendors) wear what looks good on you. Mix it up. Season shmeason, its just another way to compartmentalize fashion, which is also stupid. What looks def? That's all I'm concerned with.

I'm sorry - but I can't get behind jeans under dresses.

Dress, Scarf and Shoes - ModCloth
Leggings - Gabes

Dresses are always too short when you're 5'10. Its like my only other option is a Maxi Dress and I decided NOT to follow Phish on tour this year, so I'm good on that. Ive decided that spandex, tights, leggings anything solid is a great alternative to being a slut in your short dress.

I am NOT a fan of this jeans under dresses thing. With the exception of jeans leggings, you'll never see a pair of jeans under my dress. You wear jeans when you DONT want to wear a dress. Make a damn decision. I doubt Im ever going to budge on this.


My immediate apologies to whoever this is, its just the first thing that came up on google, but YOU LOOK STUPID. Wear pants or a dress - please.

Dressed like a Hipster Sailor!

Skirt and top - Forever 21
Tights and Belt - Urban Outfitters
Shoes - ModCloth

So, I tried to avoid it. I tried to say, no, you won't see me dressed like a nautical asshole from hell. Unfortunately, I've given in. All i need is an anchor brooch and I'll be good to go!



...like this one. It's the SOS Brooch from ModCloth. With these glasses i feel like the Navy Submarine Hot Radar Girl! I know this is a little more Ralph Lauren meets Vintage than it is Yacht Rock...and I'm happy about that!

Belts Over Cardigans - My New Favorite.

I noticed that Chelsey was also wearing a belt over her cardigan today (I actually like her outfit much more than mine) so I decided to write a blog about it. I'm really into this look, it also keeps your dumbass cardigan in place if its over sized or just not the perfect fit for you.

I also hate how a cardigan can make a girl look frumpy or just plain unattractive. This gives a girl some sexy with a cute outfit! I am also hip-less which means that a belt over a cardigan gives me artificial hourglass figure! I think this look would be great for almost anyone, big, tall, skinny, hugeboobs, whatever. It looks good.

Also, Check out these killer boots I'm wearing with this outfit. They were more expensive than my usual purchases. Now you know why I have to bargain shop so much, cause I blow my load on shoes.

Rain and Moral Crisis at the Gabriel Brothers Register

Umbrella, Jeans and Shoes - ModCloth

Top - Gabes

Glasses - New and Badass

It's raining today. It doesn't really matter though because I took this picture inside. I like this umbrella, it was pretty cheap and its adorable. The size is so much more tolerable then your average umbrella. I cant stand purse umbrellas because they never warn you that you're still effed when the umbrella gets wet. You aint putting that back in your purse.

The shirt I have on was purchased at Gabriel Brothers. In my attempts to find a size large, I must have chosen a top without a tag. When I got to the checkout the lady asked me how much it was. Knowing very well that it was $7.99, I told her I didn't remember so she rang it up for the same price as the other tank that I got, which was $2.99. While its true that the cashier could have just done a price check, I knew there was a 50/50 chance she'd be too lazy to check. I'm going to hell.

When frugal turns evil and calculated!

As for this outfit, I'm really pleased with floral, lace and stonewash together. It's a pretty nice contrast. Comin' straight out of California Dreams.

Death of the Faux Hawk and New Glasses.

First of all, the faux hawk is officially uncool due to it's appearance on the head of George Lopez.

Pardon the terrible cell phone picture.

I got new glasses. For the first time in my life I decided to treat myself and get what I want. I like these a lot, they're Norman Childs. They're pretty much way cooler than you.

That's all for now. Goodnite!